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Big Meeting or Quiet 18 Holes? Your Sister’s Birthday or A Grand Day Out with the Bike?
Gentlemen, the struggle is real. But fear not, for Manly Excuses is here to weave a tapestry of credible alibis so you can sneak away to your cherished “me time”, guilt-free!
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Spill the beans. What shindig are you trying to (gracefully) dodge?
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Why ManlyExcuses.com?
State-of-the-Art Alibi Algorithm
Our gerbils are trained in the art of digital deception, crafting excuses that withstand even the keenest scrutiny!
Global Excuse Database
Utilizing the global knowledge of skipped events, we ensure cultural and regional credibility.
Empathy Enriched
Every excuse is embroidered with just the right amount of emotion – making them as heartwarming as they are heart-wrenching.
Our Hall of Fame Excuses
The Compassionate Helper
"Darling, I just discovered my buddy Steve got dumped. I must support him through this brutal game... I mean, brutal time!"
The Sudden Samaritan
"My love, I forgot to mention – I volunteered for the neighborhood cleanup today! Because, you know, environment > cousin Bob’s BBQ!"
A Glimpse at Our Manly Blog
Swapping Cooking Classes for Mountain Passes Without a Whiff of Suspicion
A 10-Step Guide to Maintaining Marital Bliss and Your Sanity"- An Ethical Dilemma Solved with a Manly Excuse